Wednesday, March 28, 2007

This is madness? No, THIS...IS...OSCAR!!!!!!



GERARD BUTLER, the hand that rocked TOMB RAIDER: THE CRADLE OF LIFE, is back in the saddle again as KING LEONIDAS proving that Hollywood's lucky number is THE 300.

Though cruel fate had given Butler's OSCAR hopes for DRACULA 2000 a big bite in the neck, turning them into spiteful, angry undead creatures of the night, OBPSF thinks that this new blockbuster is anything but funny math. Our scientist's best estimates have the number of OSCARS owed to Butler at 300+2000=2300!!!

Prepare for glory? More like PREPARE FOR OSCAR!

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