Tuesday, March 6, 2007

Baudrillard "KLUMPED" by Pelican Brief Curse?










JEAN BAUDRILLARD, known to OSCAR fans everywhere as the man behind THE MATRIX and THE MATRIX REVOLUTIONS, died in his Hoboken apartment today at the age of either 77 or 10,000,000, depending on which version of the legend you believe.

Cineast, gourmand, and all around OSCAR fanatic DAVID DENBY had this to say when asked about his tragic death: "To those who so foolishly doubted The Pelican Brief Curse -- including the monsieur himself, god rest his soul and his spear of destiny he was impaled with -- I have only this to say: Welcome to the desert of the real."

Could there be some BUDDY LOVE lost between the two? OBPSF thinks this FLUBBERED critic MEANT to say welcome to the desert of KEEPING it real!

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