"IT'S TIME FOR NINJITSU!"
A generation of American children remember that as the battle cry of the NINJA MUTANT TURTLE FORCE, the daring gang of subterranean martial artists who frequently teamed with guest stars the Harlem Globetrotters to take a serious "bite out of crime!"
Well, the beloved memory of the turts didn't go so dim as to prevent their new blockbuster live-action mega-tacular from narrowly besting LAST MIMSEE to become America's reigning box office king!
The buzzfires under this pot of turtle soup have gone white hot, and don't be surprised if later this year they order a large Greek salad with OSCAR!!
Between the wild hogs and the turtles, it looks like this year's race to Oscar will be a real "zoo!"
Like the turtles say, "LET'S TRY OUR BEST!" Agreed, boys, and "SCHWING!"
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