John Travolta, who rode into this year determined to pig out on Academy honors, isn't relenting one bit!
First, he'll slip on the same generously embosomed latex fat suit that shot HOGS leather buddy Martin Laurence all the way from BIG MOMMA'S HOUSE to the box-office big leagues for the screen-to-stage-to-screen adaptation of Jonny Water's kitsch klassic HAIRDO!
Second, he'll team up with eternally relevant shtick behemoth Robin Williams for the heartwarming dudes-raising-kids comedy OLD DOGS!
Third (and still early on the line in the rumor mill) ... could presidential hopeful Mitt Romney's startling declaration of his love for Elron Hubburb's BATTLEFIELD: EARTH be anything but a call for critical re-appraisal? Right now, this Mitt (ironically!!!) could not be more hot to the touch! (And has quite a HAIRDO himself!)
If Romney's BUZZ and Travolta's join forces, the sound could drown out the sobs of a million orphans!!
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