Wednesday, May 2, 2007

FRANCOWATCH! @007 kicks off!!!


"Step into my parlor," said the spider to the fly.

Or ... "Step into my parlor," said the immensely exciting emerging screen talent to the OSCAR!

The sweaty days of summer are soon upon us, and as all you Oscar fanatic fanatics know, that makes it time for FRANCOWATCH! 2007!!

This year promises to be especially exciting for Francowatchers, who can expect to catch the luminous young icon in SPIDEYMAN THREE, which, with three villains, two love interests, and enough merchandising tie-ins to make Shreck himself blush, promises to outdo SPIDEYMAN ONE and SPIDEYMAN, TOO.

But that's not all! Look for J.F. (as us true believers know him!) to also make a big splash with vocal appearances in the PS2, PS3, XBOX 360, WII, PC, PSP, ATARI, 3D0, and INTELLEVISION adaptations of SPIDEYMAN THREE.

With a filmography covering all this acreage, surely OSCAR is bound to fall somewhere!?!

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