SHIAGATE ENTERS HOUR SIXTY-ONE

AMERICA HOLDS ITS BREATH. Will ShiaPet explain his LeBEEF with Walgreens?

One things for sure: The WINDY CITY is about to get a whole lot breezier.

UPDATE: Could this SHIA'S new last name be ISLAM? And could this change of faith be a TRANSFORMER-ATION that leads to Oscar GOLD?

Sorry--we can't think of a good pun; Jerry Steinfield has new movie about BEES!!

BOX OFFICE BUZZ REPORT!!! Jerry Steinfield's unheralded and totally unpromoted nature documentary "BEES: THE MOVIE" dominated this weekend's ticket report, flying under the radar to sting all competitors! SLEEPER HIT OF THE SUMMER?? Watch out WINGED MIGRATION, there's a new guy in sky!!!