NARY AN OSCAR TRY FOR LARRY THE CABLE GUY?

THIS JUST IN - Could our favorite CABLE GUY's latest movie get a SHORT CIRCUIT? An INSIDE MAN tells us that LARRY himself has refused to be considered for AMERICA'S
HIGHEST HONOR.

Could this be why MILLIONS of Iraqis have declared a JIHAD against the ACADEMY herself?


Seeing as so many of Larry's biggest boosters call THE CRADLE OF LIFE their home, all SIGNS point to yes!

BUZZLINE!! -- Until He Gets His OSCAR, Iced Cube Won't Be "Done Yet"!

Having long since turned his back on the aggressive rap-hop music that made him a star in favor of cuddly antics the whole family can enjoy (it's about time!), Icee Cubes is now turning his sights on OSCAR!

His sure-to-be summer blockbuster Are We Done Yet? (a follow-up to People's Choice favorite National Lampoon's Are We There Yet?) is making major waves in the most sanctified circles of the buzzerati! The same accolades garnered by XXX: State of the Union are emerging, threefold! Maybe the fim should be re-titled We're Not Done Breaking Oscar Records!

Don't even THINK about chilling a beverage with this Cube! He's never been hotter!!