BUZZLINE!! -- Will OSCAR diss knock Murphy's career out of "NORBIT"??

Real-life Grinch Eddy Murphy sent seismic shocks of nega-buzz through Hollywood when he rudely "Departed" the 92th annual OSCAR awards ceremony early! Maybe this "Vampire in Brooklyn" just had to catch the "Metro" before he "Pluto Nash"!

Murphy's quick exit was all the weirder given that he was a dead-on lock for OSCAR!

Expert buzzologists say, however, that this gaffe is unlikely to hurt Eddie's chances at further OSCAR, since his performance in "Norbit" is "the best ever given by an actor!"*

*G.B. Shaw

OSCAR: He's one cell of a guy!

OSCAR BUZZ claimed its 1000th victim this morning, a tragic milestone in a year marked by pain, suffering, and fawning, ingratiating reviews.

BREAKING NEWS: Iowa Governor Tom Vilsack Ends 2008 Presidential Bid

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Will "The Astronaut Farmer" reap a harvest of OSCAR??

There was a farmer had a dog . . . and OSCAR?? was its name-o?

That's what Hollywood sex idol Billy Joe Morton is hoping, as he blasts off into theaters next week with the can-do tale of a farmer whose dreams are truly out of this world!

In the past, films about farmers have had no trouble bringing in plentiful crops of OSCARS!

The buzz around this one is truly out of this world!

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Only 176 days . . . till OSCAR!

The excitement builds!

The Last King of Scotland is first in line for OSCAR!

FOREST WHITTAKER was BLOWN AWAY last night when he discovered that the COLOR OF MONEY was a Best Actor OSCAR!!! Fortunately for the Longview, Texas native, awards night was no CRYING GAME, even though EVEN MONEY had this PHENOMENON going up in SMOKE!

OBPSF Review: "The Number 23" is s-s-s-s-mokin'!

Hello! This year Jim Carrey's got OSCAR's "Number," and it's "23"! Well, excuuuuuuuuse me!

OSCAR! comes to America, and don't it feel good!

MARTIN SCORSESE's 27-year wait came to an end yesterday when he "Departed" the Hollywood Glamordome with OSCAR! Scorsese, director of films like THROW MOMMA FROM THE TRAIN, GOOD GUYS, and TAXI, has been shooting for the gold guy for years, and now that he's scored, the buzz is buzzing!

Let OSCAR!watch 2008 begin! Can you feel the buzz?